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For less than the price of a decent hamburger, you get over 17 minutes of raunchy memory bank spank and wank material to chew on. For some reason, my early memories of sexual exploration focus on the penis and the stuff that comes out of it...semen. Yes, I see men and I want to eat them. How's that for a classic MILF joke? So in this casual but revealing conversation with you (albeit one-sided,) I offer up a game of Share and Dare. I share a jizz covered memory with you and then challenge you to an experiential duel as it were. I show you mine, now you show me yours. I hope you enjoy this messy little trip down Memory Lane with me. Don't forget to bring along a tarp and some handy wipes! xxo JJ Cleaver