Don't try to say I didn't warn you.
I get that you enjoy being told what a waste of dick skin you are but I really don't give a shit what you enjoy. I'll just take your money and entertain myself at your expense, then hang the fuck up when you bore me. And to be clear, I have a very short attention span for losers. You'll definitely bore me quickly.
If you ask me for any information about myself, I'll lie. .. if I bother telling you anything. And if you ask for pictures of me, I'll send you some bullshit photos of other loser cunts I hate and charge you for it. ..if I bother to send anything at all.
Don't like it? Go cry to your fucking therapist. I'm not here to make you happy.
Have a nice fucking day
..Somewhere else.