HYPNOSIS HIP-KNOW-SIS? -HEEP-NO-CEES...

Are you feeling, tense, anxious, lonely, horny, angry, all of the above?

Let me ease you into a trance like state with my soothing, narcotic, British tones and erotic tales, I will tailor a session to your needs.

You need look no further, I am trained in the hypnosis arts, surrender to me and let your troubles fall away.

Call now, you'll be getting sleepy soon enough...