Greetings Goddess worshippers, inheritance cucks, pay pigs and financial fuckboys! you’ve steered your way to Me because despite that big fat paycheck, something is still missing in your life; you lack a reason to keep grinding away at that desk, day after day, before you shuffle off this mortal coil – that "something" is a Goddess to shower with gifts, money, praise, and worship.
Well, now that you've found Me...
you will address Me as Goddess Solanas.
Do not contact Me without making an introductory tribute:
$25 $50 $100 $250 $500
** Remember: there is no second chance to make a good first impression - pay up piglet! **
you're not interesting enough to warrant My attention – you're too timid, too scared - we’ve covered this. Since you’re too much of a pussy to talk to Me, now you’re going pay to listen in on My day while I ignore you.