Phone Sex

You know how you can't get a girl to talk to your loser ass unless you pay for it? lol Well don't expect any different from Me. If anything, you should probably expect to pay a little more for Me, cuz A) if you're calling My line, you're already admitting that you're pathetic, and B) your cash is the only thing that makes you worth My time.

But hey, it'll be fun! We'll play raise-the-rate a little, work in a tribute or two... who knows? Maybe you'll eventually pay Me enough $$ to make Me somewhat like you! Doubt it, but it's worth a shot, right? LOL

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