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You're slime; I know that, you know that. You're here because I'm cute. I've got a look you like, for what little that matters. I honestly don't want to deal with you! You're disgusting, and really the only thing you can offer society, offer me more importantly, is your paltry paycheck.

So buy my time. That's honestly the only thing that can get me to talk to you. I've got so much better shit to be doing so you'd better make it worth it.