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I haven't even heard you speak and I am already unimpressed. So, I'm simply going to ignore you, while I do any of the various other activities that are infinitely more interesting than speaking to you. I definitely won't be listening. I might be with a friend (or another man) hanging out and having a good time, laughing (sometimes at you) while you vainly try to grab My attention. Face it, you're boring. Besides, you don't deserve any attention, especially not Mine.

Rather, you're going to use your tears as lube when you jerk off to how pathetic you are that you have to pay just to be ignored by Me.