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You approached me in the bar, so I brought you back to my place. But you're in for a surprise - I'm not going to fuck you, you worthless piece of $hit, I'm going to use you as an ashtray. This is your punishment for harassing me, and other women, in the bar. I smoke my delectable American Spirits while tearing you apart and flicking my ash in your mouth. When I finish my cigarette, I force you to stick out your tongue as I put it out, right on your tender tongue. But we're not done, oh no! I'm going to smoke a second cigarette, and I'm not going to let up giving you a piece of my mind!