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Like me, you are a respected member of the community, but you're also an addicted masturbator who looks at porn whenever you can get away with it. You'd rather masturbate than fuck your wife. Jesus knows what you're doing. Would he strike you down - or masturbate with us? He did hang out with prostitutes, and in the gospel of John he had a beloved disciple (John 13:23).

Jesus was a Jew and a rabbi (Matthew 26:49, Mark 9:5, John 1:38, etc.). Rabbis fuck. They're SUPPOSED to fuck. Mostly their wives, but Judaism is very tolerant of male use of prostitutes. (Less so in Reform Judaism.) Men don't want a single rabbi around, because women would throw themselves at him. Celibacy is stupid in Jewish culture.

The Song of Songs is Biblical porn. Let's shoot our cum on the Bible.

By the way, I'd rather masturbate than fuck my wife too. Don't worry about it.



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