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Size Does Matter
$0.69 per volley.
They all cheated on you? I'm not surprised.
That's cuz you're smaller than this banana.
Ha ha, don't lie, I know you are!
And not anywhere near as hard and yummy.
People always say size doesn't matter.
But you and I know that's not true.
Ready to face reality?
Or just whisper it in my ear?
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone, LOL.
And I certainly won't get you fucked up & take advantage of you.
Ha ha, jk, I'll totally do that.
But your toy isn't very big, is it?!