Phone Sex

Like the REAL DEAL?
Then call this FIRE CROTCH and let's see you and your wallet man up!

Just ADDED: 1 Free Introduction Call to See If I am Your Man or Not!
Ok so I now know each of you fags may want something a little different or expect me to be a fucking mind reader once I accept a call with your sissy ass..well really how the fuck am I supposed to know what you want unless you tell me? You want to suck a straight mans dick? Great tell me...you want me to call you a little fucking Cock Sucker?...well tell me! It's pretty fucking easy already but now I made it super easy and will give you our first 3 minutes FREE...that's right you little queer....all you have to do is email me and ask NICELY for a free call and we can get to know each other for a few...I may not be right for your queer ass anyways so now you can find out for FREE!
Limited to one free call per sissy and you do not need to go over the free minutes..it's your choice fag

Yes I am RED ALL OVER! CALL ME NOW!! Always Reddy to play...so dial now and hurry up! 1-800-TO-FLIRT Ext. 0312-3426

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