I am a beautiful, selfish, spoiled, sometimes even bitchy Princess and I'm here for your money.
I will own you. you will serve Me and keep Me happy at all times. In return, I will ravage your wallet and take your hard-earned money to spend on extravagent jewelry, expensive clothing and other elaborate things to pamper Myself with.
Do NOT call expecting Me to fake an orgasm for you. you are here for Me. If I'm pleased by what you are able to give Me, I *may* let you tell me how turned on you are by Me. (Also note that large contributions turn Me on.)
Show your devotion and pay your tribute to your Princess.