Greetings. I am Queen Alice. I am currently accepting new paypigs, much to your luck. After all, you need Me. You need the humiliation only I can provide. You need to feel useful and worthwhile and, as a male, the only way you can do that is with your wallet. You get off on spending every last dollar you have to spare, on Me. I owe you nothing. My time is worth money and if you can't pay, get lost.
I enjoy the finer things in life. Organic foods, high-end clothes, cinema, theatre, and much more. I want cash cows that will do exactly as I say, when I say it, without hesitation or question. If you can't do that, you're worthless.
I do not tolerate ignorance. If you approach Me, be prepared to find a noble woman with more class and a better vocabulary than you could hope to grasp.
In the past, I have operated with a Contract, but have found it to be ineffectual. We are adults. If you try fucking Me, I will destroy you.