Are you looking for an articulate, intelligent, and creative guy that loves to mess with your head? I specialize in emotional torment, revealing embarrassing flaws you know you have and making tons of money off of dorks and weirdos. If you need someone to listen to your problems and all the gross details of your addictions I will gladly take your cash to let you unload your troubles. Call me. You will never be the same after.
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