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want more pictures? HUNDREDS more with HUNDREDS more to come! Find more sets of brand new galleries here!

Welcome to the Melanie store. Here you will find an assortment of activities for you to occupy yourselves with. I'm available to speak to you, too, of course...for a "reasonable" fee. Play my games like good little robots. You'll enjoy the serenity that comes with giving me all of your hard earned money. When I've taken it all, and you're sitting alone in your trance, you'll enjoy the panic of trying to figure out what you'll tell your wife and kids, friends, landlord, and bank this time.

Collect all the pieces of the puzzle, and win pictures! A mindless little game for all you morons who don't wanna have to think to pay me. :)

Totally original games with prizes at every level. Some games feature my great story telling skills, others are illustrated stories that even you can follow. Remember -- you gotta PAY to PLAY!

Remember there are plenty more pictures on my other listingsfor you to choose from. In total I have over 600 high resolution photos for you to be enamored with, with plenty more to come! See something you like and crave more? Message me and maybe if the price is big enough, I'll sell you more of me. Copy some of them and place in your wallet to prove to the guys you work with that you actually DO have a wife. LOL.

More reading materials, contracts, etc. for you to pour over. Before you ask me anything in email you should check out these documents that I created with you in mind. Many of your questions will be answered here and save me the annoyance of having to tell you the same thing twice. Especially in email where you think you'll be getting your Wifey for free. Think (Read) it over, dreamettes. Then call me for any clarification.

My services are limited to wifely duties. Wifely duties are described throughout my listings, in the document titled Wife Experience Explained, and available to you at varying prices per minute should you need clarification. I do not perform traditional phone sex, nor do I flatter my callers into thinking they can make me cum. I do not play "switch" and will be irritated should anyone decide to make me their "sub". I am not a feedback whore. I've heard it all -- so if you think that leaving negative feedback impacts my life whatsoever you'll be looking at many more evenings alone with a flaccid dick. I completely understand the meaning of the word fantasy. Should you need a lesson on what that word means let me know. I totally look forward to the opportunity of educating clueless pricks like yourself on simple english vocabulary. Reality will cost you. There will be no sales or buy one get 1 free, but it is available to you upon request and at an obnoxiously wicked fee. I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone and I have a blog. Hosted on my own website. I won't hesitate to lay all your business on "front" street. Try Me.
Indifferently yours,