Here's the deal: I log on and take calls when I feel like it and when I am willing to put up with endless drivel and emotional needy pests and supplicants. If I'm not interested or bored by the whole concept, I simply won't take your call.
When I answer you can expect a conversation with a woman who knows her true worth. I possess a lovely speaking voice, a sparkling wit, and a sharp mind. I don't suffer fools, so don't try my patience.
Can you handle me?
Try calling now! If I think you're too pushy and or needy, I may request you call back on my needy caller line for more intense attention.
P.S. I do not answer emails or questions ahead of time. If I'm live and taking calls, you may contact me by calling.