Since you're here you must be a lonely loser wanker needing a Goddess to serve. You can start off by filling out an application, buying my goodie$ and paying tributes. Your life starts now serving and worshiping me with your wallet everyday. You may call me at my high rates and tell me about your pathetic self if you must. Then I'll choose the best way to use and mold you into my perfect pet. Or if you're a bigger loser you may call my ignore line and I'll drain your wallet without paying any attention to you. You don't even need to muster the courage to call me. You can play a game with yourself, how many buttons can you click and pay until you're broke? You may start on the count of 3. 1. 2..... go! and know I'm laughing at your stupidity.