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FakePhoneSex has been a member since 04/15/2002
THERE'S A REASON WHY I'M SO CHEAP!

I'm NOT the best, the most gorgeous, the sexiest, the nastiest, the hottest, the --- whateverest. I can moan and groan with the best them but ... like most girls here ... I usually fake it ...

I'm 42 years old, my tits are small (34B ... No 44 triple D's here)... Yet my boobs are starting to sag ... (not to mention other parts of my body) ...

Hence the reason I'm SCARED TO DEATH to go on webcam ... and have opted for cheap phone sex instead ...

HOWEVER ... If you're interested in a REAL woman with a WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR ... I'm your girl ... (or, old lady perhaps ... take your pick)

WHO KNOWS? Maybe we'll get to know each other and actually get off for real ...

P.S. For those of you who don't understand that this page IS A JOKE ... You need to lighten up and have some fun! LOL!

Back by Popular Demand --- The Sequel Video GOOD, BAD AND (PERHAPS) NOT SO UGLY PART 2 is now available for your viewing pleasure.

This video is designed for Cable/DSL users. If it doesn't work Try This 100K Version. And, if you are a 56K dialup modum conection or, would like to save the video to your hard drive, Tr y This Downloadable Zip File for better quality. Just right click and save.

(Please note that just because I have a video on my page doesn't mean I do webcam. I don't ... Although if you would like me to watch YOU on webcam, I really enjoy doing that.)

And yes, the video is ALL ME. My face, body, voice, and music (I wrote the soundtrack).

Truth be told, I don't always look like this (In fact, most of the time I don't.) But I certainly enjoy what good lighting and makeup can do for a girl ... LOL