Hello all of you rich men out there, welcome to the glamorous and classy world of me, Dorian Faust. I am a cultured and classy woman, and I am also a Burlesque star. I have an affinity for affluent men who want to shower me in jewels. Do not waste my time and ask silly questions about my personal life, for that is none of your business. I am a pretentious snob who will treat you like the stupid and uneducated waste of flesh that you are. I do not care about you, only your money. The only women I know are Chanel and VonFurstenburg, so do not call me with your pathetic home drama. Do not even whisper another woman’s name in my presence. Give me your money and see the benefits reaped on stage. I am better than most women and consider myself an alpha female. Worship me for the goddess that I am.