Whoever said that college is all about boring lectures, shitty d-hall food, and study sessions was definitely wrong. I'm Emily and I'm 20 years old. When my parents promised me a new car for straight A's my first semester of college, I knew I had to convince Mr. Swanson, my music professor, to change my B to an A. One semester and several swallows later, I was driving my new Jetta! I'm the good, sweet student who excels in her extracurricular activity: Worshiping Cock!