Would you believe I have never taken calls before? Ever! Call me now and help take my phonecall virginity. It can either be a relaxing experience for both of us, or running a gauntlet for you!
When I'm good, I'm good. And when I'm not good? Well, I'm even better.
'Not like your normal phone sex' doesn't even begin to cover it with this gorgeous switch!
Treat me right and I'll be your best buddy and keep you mentally satisfied with oodles of sex appeal and a quick wit!
But if you're not the sort of person who can sit down and keep his cock in his pants or your panties from getting moist, then you can try to impress me and prove your value
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