{"id":4931,"date":"2013-04-09T10:29:25","date_gmt":"2013-04-09T17:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=4931"},"modified":"2013-04-09T10:33:18","modified_gmt":"2013-04-09T17:33:18","slug":"sippin%e2%80%99-on-gin-and-jizz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/sippin%e2%80%99-on-gin-and-jizz\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: Sippin\u2019 On Gin and&#8230;Jizz?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #212121;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Screen_shot_2011-03-03_at_9.47.13_AM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-3331\" title=\"Screen_shot_2011-03-03_at_9.47.13_AM\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Screen_shot_2011-03-03_at_9.47.13_AM-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Screen_shot_2011-03-03_at_9.47.13_AM-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Screen_shot_2011-03-03_at_9.47.13_AM-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Screen_shot_2011-03-03_at_9.47.13_AM.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>Paul \u201cFotie\u201d Photenhauer believes in making cocktails with love. Photenhauer is the author of <\/span><\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes\/dp\/1481227041\"><span style=\"color: #6d529a;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\"> and <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Semenology-The-Semen-Bartenders-Handbook\/dp\/1482605228\"><span style=\"color: #6d529a;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">Semenology: The Semen Bartender\u2019s Handbook<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">. I\u2019m not sure I\u2019d want the bartender at my local watering hole to get his\/her hands on either of these books! I am always down to try new things, however bellying up to the bar for a whiskey sour infused with baby batter sounds a bit bonkers! <\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201c<span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits,\u201d announces the Semenology display copy. \u201cSemen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.\u201d Is anyone else concerned about the comment Photenhauer\u2019s comment about fresh spooge being \u2018freshly\u2019 available behind the bar!? I need a bigger purse! I\u2019m all about BYOB (bring your own booze) moving forward! <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Wingdings,serif;\">\uf04a<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">Prospective Mixologists can look forward to protein packed drink recipes such as: Slightly Saltier Caviar, and the Watermelon Gin Jizz\u2026 bottoms up! The Semen Bartender\u2019s Handbook also explains the benefits of guzzling semen, which includes healthy hair, skin, and nails. What lengths will you go for healthy nails and shiny locks? I\u2019ll stick with grubbing on avocado and taking vitamin e. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">Paul Photenhauer believes people nosh on odd things all the time, he explains to <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.sfweekly.com\/foodie\/2013\/04\/semen_cocktails_the_mixology_o.php\">SF weekly<\/a>: \u201cPeople eat all kinds of weird stuff. Eggs are the menstruation of chickens. Milk is the mammary excretion from cows. Semen is\u2026at least it\u2019s fresh and you know who the producer is.\u201d I have to say that I\u2019m going to think twice about heading in for happy hour if the bouncer yells, \u201cHEY CUM ON IN 2 for 1 tonight!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">Link for Article: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thegloss.com\/2013\/04\/06\/sex-and-dating\/semen-cocktail-cookbook\/\">https:\/\/www.thegloss.com\/2013\/04\/06\/sex-and-dating\/semen-cocktail-cookbook\/<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul \u201cFotie\u201d Photenhauer believes in making cocktails with love. Photenhauer is the author of Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes and Semenology: The Semen Bartender\u2019s Handbook. I\u2019m not sure I\u2019d want the bartender at my local watering hole to get his\/her hands on either of these books! 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