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Arnold Schwarzenegger\u00a0made it through Munich customs with a few new dirty jokes under his belt<\/a>. The star did a stand-up routine after he was detained at the airport for failing to declare a watch valued at more than $200,000. The former governor of California told attendees that the cuffs weren\u2019t \u201cbecause of the watch or the customs office\u201d but instead from \u201ca hot night\u201d with his girlfriend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He quipped that the handcuffs were a \u201cgreat deal because usually I pay $500 for that.\u201d Schwarzenegger proceeded to rave about the \u201cvery special\u201d $100,000 Audemars Piguet that was in his luggage: \u201cHe couldn\u2019t find it because I was hiding it,\u201d he joked. \u201cAnd I can\u2019t tell you where because I just cannot sit down today.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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