{"id":41725,"date":"2024-01-26T09:22:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-26T17:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=41725"},"modified":"2024-01-22T09:28:30","modified_gmt":"2024-01-22T17:28:30","slug":"arnold-schwarzenegger-makes-raunchy-x-rated-jokes-after-customs-detention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/arnold-schwarzenegger-makes-raunchy-x-rated-jokes-after-customs-detention\/","title":{"rendered":"Arnold Schwarzenegger Makes Raunchy X-Rated Jokes After Customs Detention"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"554\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Screen-Shot-2024-01-22-at-12.27.55-PM.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-41726\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Screen-Shot-2024-01-22-at-12.27.55-PM.png 554w, https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Screen-Shot-2024-01-22-at-12.27.55-PM-300x212.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 554px) 100vw, 554px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Arnold Schwarzenegger\u00a0made it through Munich customs with a few new dirty jokes <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2024\/01\/18\/entertainment\/arnold-schwarzenegger-makes-raunchy-jokes-about-sex-prostitution-after-customs-detention\/\">under his belt<\/a>. 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