{"id":41621,"date":"2023-12-16T11:09:00","date_gmt":"2023-12-16T19:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=41621"},"modified":"2023-12-12T11:12:55","modified_gmt":"2023-12-12T19:12:55","slug":"cop-charged-with-assault-of-sex-shop-worker-after-sex-toy-penis-envy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/cop-charged-with-assault-of-sex-shop-worker-after-sex-toy-penis-envy\/","title":{"rendered":"Cop Charged With Assault Of Sex Shop Worker After Sex Toy Penis Envy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An Oklahoma sheriff has been charged with beating up a <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2023\/12\/08\/news\/cop-allegedly-beats-sex-shop-worker-after-fight-with-partner-over-size-of-fake-penis\/\">sex shop worker<\/a>\u2014in a rage over his partner wanting to buy a dildo larger than his own cock. The officer went to Christy\u2019s Toy Box in Oklahoma City with a woman and began arguing about sex toys. Every time she pointed out a desired object in the store, the lawman got angry and said she did not need a fake dick that was \u201cbigger than him.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The worker intervened and asked him to calm down and leave the X-rated shop, to which the cop replied, \u201cFuck you, I&#8217;m a cop!\u201d After the worker said, \u201cDude, get the fuck out of my face!,\u201d the cop allegedly went behind the counter and punched the clerk repeatedly in the face and ribs. The victim told police that he then sped off in a black convertible Bentley with a license plate that read INVICTA\u2014Latin for undefeatable or unconquerable\u2014before getting arrested and charged with assault.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Feel like getting frisky? 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