{"id":40736,"date":"2022-12-25T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-12-25T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=40736"},"modified":"2022-12-27T16:45:22","modified_gmt":"2022-12-28T00:45:22","slug":"dont-masturbate-with-x-mas-ornaments-doctor-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/dont-masturbate-with-x-mas-ornaments-doctor-says\/","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t Masturbate With X-Mas Ornaments, Doctor Says"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/doctor-1297054_640.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-32611\" width=\"327\" height=\"245\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>A doctor in the UK is warning against a very stupid, XXX-mas trend: masturbating with ornaments. \u201cIt is not advisable to masturbate with Christmas ornaments,\u201d Dr. Sarah Welsh, a gynecologist, told NeedToKnow.Online. She was listing the dildo\u2019s and don\u2019ts of the scandalous Yuletide tradition, which sees people <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov\/pmc\/articles\/PMC3601006\/\">hospitalized after getting frisky<\/a> with everything from glass baubles to candy canes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cChristmas ornaments can have sharp aspects or pieces that can break during masturbation, which can cause soreness, the risk of trauma and are just generally unsuitable for your vagina,\u201d warned <a href=\"https:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/in\/sarah-welsh-a393329b\/?originalSubdomain=uk&amp;src=aff-ref&amp;trk=aff-ir_progid.8005_partid.10078_sid._adid.449670&amp;clickid=1wRQRMQ-IxyOWlowUx0Mo36AUkA2I1VwE0g5TM0&amp;mcid=6851962469594763264&amp;irgwc=1&amp;original_referer=\">Welsh<\/a>. In other words, leave your elf on the shelf come Christmastime. Even Christmas confections pose a threat \u201cdue to the hygiene issues, concern about pieces breaking off, or the sugar content of items such as candy canes,\u201d the gyno warned holiday pleasure hunters.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Are you a holiday pleasure seeker? Come celebrate XXX-mas with <a href=\"https:\/\/NiteFlirt.com\">NiteFlirt<\/a>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Check out more about a doctor\u2019s warning about masturbating with X-mas ornaments:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/12\/20\/dont-masturbate-with-christmas-ornaments-doctor-warns\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/12\/20\/dont-masturbate-with-christmas-ornaments-doctor-warns\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A doctor in the UK is warning against a very stupid, XXX-mas trend: masturbating with ornaments. \u201cIt is not advisable to masturbate with Christmas ornaments,\u201d Dr. Sarah Welsh, a gynecologist, told NeedToKnow.Online. 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