{"id":38663,"date":"2021-03-01T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-01T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=38663"},"modified":"2021-03-01T22:02:08","modified_gmt":"2021-03-02T06:02:08","slug":"8-hilarious-and-bawdy-tweets-about-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/8-hilarious-and-bawdy-tweets-about-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Hilarious And Bawdy Tweets About Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/9741737763_d422cd07c8_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-32976\" width=\"348\" height=\"212\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Having a rough week? We have something to cheer you up\u2014and it&#8217;s\u00a0<em>almost<\/em>\u00a0as good as sex. Here are <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/ryanschocket2\/sex-tweets-2021\">8 hilarious tweets about sex<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>\u201cMy favorite sex position is when someone makes a playlist for me.\u201d<br><em>I put my thang down flip it and reverse it!<\/em><\/li><li>\u201cWhen vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked.\u201d<br><em>Delicious BDSM!<\/em><\/li><li>\u201cpee after sex or you will get a tgi friday\u2019s\u201d<br><em>And not the kind with a salad bar&#8230;<\/em><\/li><li>\u201cpee after sex or else you\u2019ll get another U2 album automatically added to your phone.\u201d<br><em>Good to know!<\/em><\/li><li>\u201cbritish people be having sex like: mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i\u2019m arriving.\u201d<br><em>Cheeky!<\/em><\/li><li>\u201cmen cum in 60 seconds and say they wanna make a sex tape.. you mean a tik tok bro?\u201d<br><em>Burn!<\/em><\/li><li>\u201cDuring lovemaking you ask your gf to put her finger in your butt. She does &amp; when she pulls it out there&#8217;s an engagement ring on it.\u201d<br><em>True romance!<\/em><\/li><li>\u201cI dead ass ate pineapples for a month and this boy told me my pussy tasted like cheetos sooo y&#8217;all lying out here.\u201d<br><em>Who doesn&#8217;t like Cheetos?<\/em><\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>Know what&#8217;s as good as sex? <a href=\"https:\/\/niteflirt.com\">NiteFlirt<\/a>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Check out more funny tweets about sex:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/ryanschocket2\/sex-tweets-2021\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/ryanschocket2\/sex-tweets-2021<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having a rough week? We have something to cheer you up\u2014and it&#8217;s\u00a0almost\u00a0as good as sex. 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