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\"\"<\/a>I\u2019m happy to announce the bacon craze is still in full force! The Seattle based company, J&D Foods has come out with Bacon Condoms, that “make your meat look like meat.” J&D is also known for their Bacon Mayo, Bacconiaise!<\/p>\n

To make matters juicier, each rubber is doused in J&D\u2019s baconlube! I\u2019m not sure where I stand with this\u2026 sure, I love to live high on the hog but this is a bit much. I definitely need to read some enthusiastic testimonials before I beg for the bacon.<\/p>\n

J&D Foods stated \u201cTruly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you\u2019re makin\u2019 Bacon.” Total pork protection!<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t fret, the fun doesn\u2019t stop there, the company has also stated they are releasing Bacon Sunscreen! I need to take some time to really digest all of this pork. Will you try out these bacon infused products?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m happy to announce the bacon craze is still in full force! The Seattle based company, J&D Foods has come out with Bacon Condoms, that “make your meat look like meat.” J&D is also known for their Bacon Mayo, Bacconiaise! To make matters juicier, each rubber is doused in J&D\u2019s baconlube! 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