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People on Twitter have been looking inward (no pun intended!) since the lockdown began\u2014and yes we’re talking about pussies! Whether the ladies need to bemoan quarantine-celibacy or not being able to get a wax, these tweets capture<\/a> what life is like for pussies right now. Here are the best 7 tweets about having a pussy:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. \u201cwho called it vagina and not penis flytrap\u201d<\/strong>
    Pussy dad joke?<\/li>
  2. \u201c*coughs*
    *dust shoots out of vagina*\u201d<\/strong>
    Not sure there’s a mask for that…<\/li>
  3. \u201cBefore lockdown, I had laser hair removal on my lady parts. They only did the top half and I didn\u2019t get to go back for the bottom half. Now my vag is bare up top, and a bush down below. My vagina has a mullet.\u201d<\/strong>
    Could be a new hair trend!<\/li>
  4. \u201cMy 4-yr old just fell off her bike and said, ‘I fell and it hurt my vagina, but I got right back up.’ New motto to live by, ladies.\u201d<\/strong>
    Right on!<\/li>
  5. \u201cI haven\u2019t seen my vagina in a month. My bf says she\u2019s doing good but what the hell do he know.\u201d<\/strong>
    It’s all about trust in a relationship…<\/li>
  6. \u201cI once accidentally sent a photo of my vagina to my son’s guidance counselor and she emailed me saying she had received a ‘very disturbing image’ from me and I’m still waiting for an apology.\u201d<\/strong>
    Fair enough!<\/li>
  7. \u201cI haven\u2019t been touched in so long my vagina is now purely decorative.\u201d<\/strong>
    We can help with that!<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Do you love pussy? Come show your appreciation right here at NiteFlirt<\/a>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Check out more funny tweets about having a pussy: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/crystalro\/funny-vagina-tweets-2<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    People on Twitter have been looking inward (no pun intended!) since the lockdown began\u2014and yes we’re talking about pussies! Whether the ladies need to bemoan quarantine-celibacy or not being able to get a wax, these tweets capture what life is like for pussies right now. 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