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Twitter has some things to say about sex during quarantine that are as funny as they are painfully true. Whether you’re single and socially responsible (i.e., celibate) or cooped up with bae, these tweets definitely capture what sex is like right now<\/a>. Here are the best 8 tweets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. \u201cMe: I’ve got the coronavirus. Bae: so I’m not seeing you this week?\u201d Bae gonna have to wait!<\/li>
  2. \u201cI’m so horny this is rock bottom: ‘do you watch rick and morty. PICKLE RICKKKKK.’\u201d There is a Rick and Morty porn parody!<\/li>
  3. \u201cWe’re in quarantine so if ur still not getting booty pics ur a loser.\u201d Show some love, send a booty pic!<\/li>
  4. \u201cNever having sex has officially gone from LAME to VERY COOL AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE.\u201d It’s funny cause it’s true.<\/li>
  5. \u201cif you aren’t quarantined with someone that you can have sex with at any time, you may be entitled to financial compensation.\u201d Fair enough!<\/li>
  6. \u201cbae: come over. me: can’t in self isolation. Bae: my parents aren’t home. me: but they SHOULD be.\u201d Bae, have you heard of phone sex?<\/li>
  7. \u201cMy mom is overly supportive:\u00a0Mom: ‘I bet with social distancing phone sex is on the rise.’\u201d Mama knows best.<\/li>
  8. \u201cThere are no rules for dating during the pandemic. Cyber date 16 dudes at once, have phone sex in your childhood bedroom, ask \u201cwhat are we\u201d after the second zoom date, join your ex\u2019s new girlfriend\u2019s IG Live, find a sugar daddy to buy you a peloton, the possibilities are endless.\u201d The glass is half full!<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

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    Check out more hilarious tweets about sex during quarantine: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/jasminnahar\/tweets-about-sex-and-dating-during-self-isolati<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Twitter has some things to say about sex during quarantine that are as funny as they are painfully true. Whether you’re single and socially responsible (i.e., celibate) or cooped up with bae, these tweets definitely capture what sex is like right now. Here are the best 8 tweets. \u201cMe: I’ve got the coronavirus. 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