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\"cup-1010916_1920\"<\/a>You don’t have to be a fan of porn to know that pizza delivery guys are a thing. They show up and they’ve got the pizza but their co-stars have no money\u2014so they trade sex for pizza, naturally<\/a>. SNL took the classic porn plot to the next level recently when the boss of \u201cBig Willy’s Pizza\u201d wants to know why his smokin’ hot employee never gets paid.<\/p>\n

\u201cEvery time you go on a delivery you’re gone for like an hour and then you need a nap. And you haven’t brought back a damn dime yet,\u201d the boss says to the hunky pizza driver<\/a>. In the middle of firing him, the boss answers the phone: \u201cBig Willy’s Pizza, we come where you want. What? You want an extra meat sub for your bachelorette party?\u201d But soon, the boss figures out what’s going on: \u201cSorry, lady. We don’t have any more extra long salami, he’s been fired. But can I interest you in a medium-sized…hello?\u201d<\/p>\n

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