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\"24503004315_94fb07d7e3_z\"<\/a>A man in the UK left an Amazon review for a sex toy that worked “so well” it “almost killed him.” In the review, he explained that he “didn’t have high hopes” for the toy, as it only cost \u00a325.99. But when he used the\u00a0clitoral stimulator\u00a0on his girlfriend, her orgasm was so intense that she kicked him in the jaw and knocked him out<\/a> – fearing she had killed him.<\/p>\n

Nevertheless, the satisfied customer left the product a five star rating, and admitted that it was “a good toy” – but “should be used with riot gear<\/a>.” The hilarious review was shared on Twitter and quickly racked up 1,000 likes and retweets, with one replying \u00a0“Omg that’s brilliant. I’m off to order one now.” The man said, “She turned it onto the first setting and we got going, after about 30 seconds she pressed the toy down and – well I can’t remember the rest.”<\/p>\n

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