{"id":37269,"date":"2020-01-03T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-01-03T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=37269"},"modified":"2019-12-31T17:25:04","modified_gmt":"2020-01-01T01:25:04","slug":"7-hilarious-sex-horror-stories-on-twitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/7-hilarious-sex-horror-stories-on-twitter\/","title":{"rendered":"7 Hilarious Sex Horror Stories On Twitter"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"volcano\"<\/a>Who doesn’t love a good sex horror story to lift your spirits. We all have some embarrassing story, and the good people on Twitter are more than happy to share theirs. Here are the best\/worst ones<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cmy worst one was DEFINITELY the time i was on top w this guy & out of NOWHERE the ball of my nipple piercing FELL OFF & LANDED IN HIS MOUTH & HE STARTED CHOKING HAHAHAHA.\u201d
    \nWhen naughty piercings go wrong…<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cDid it on a bed with wheels and I honestly could not contain myself when we started making our way over to the other side of the room.\u201d
    \nThat’s one way to switch it up!<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cWent home with a girl one night (very drunk) to cut a long story short in my taxi home the next morning the taxi driver looks at me and says ‘what\u2019s happened to your face mate, fighting last night was you?’ Period blood everywhere.\u201d
    \nAccidental blood hound!<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cThe one and only time I\u2019ve ever had a three way. I got both girls pregnant.\u201d
    \nThree’s company too?<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cgiving my bf head in a straight up public street in coolock at 2am and some girl shouted over HOWS IT TASTE and i stopped briefly, shouted FUCKING UNREAL LOVE then continued.\u201d
    \nDelicious!<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cate some hot wings once and when i went to finger a bird the remains of the hot sauce started burning the insides of her fanny and she started screaming.\u201d
    \nNot hot…<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cI had a guy over and woke up the next morning to find that he SHAVED HIS PUBES IN MY SINK WITH MY RAZOR.\u201d
    \nFetish thing?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Check out more hilarious sex horror stories on Twitter: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/jamedjackson\/sex-horror-stories-straight-from-twitter<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Who doesn’t love a good sex horror story to lift your spirits. We all have some embarrassing story, and the good people on Twitter are more than happy to share theirs. 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