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\"7350054890_99bf861756_o\"<\/a>SNL knows how to celebrate Thanksgiving<\/a>\u2014with what seemed like thousands of sex jokes! On the segment called \u201cThanksgiving Dating Tips,\u201d a sleazy rich guy sings \u201cOver the river and through my wood…\u201d He adds, “Slide some Land O’Lakes under the skin to make that white meat wet.\u201d<\/p>\n

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SNL knows how to celebrate Thanksgiving\u2014with what seemed like thousands of sex jokes! 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