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\"24503004315_94fb07d7e3_z\"<\/a>Did you know Disney has a dirty side? Well, if you didn’t you won’t be able to think of these classics without getting filthy <\/i>thoughts for now on! Here are 8 dirty Disney jokes<\/a> sure to ruin your childhood.<\/p>\n

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  1. Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
    \n<\/b>A: She gagged.<\/li>\n
  2. Q: Where is Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat out?
    \n<\/b>A: Wendy’s.<\/li>\n
  3. Q: Why did Chip and Dale take Daisy Duck to the hospital?
    \n<\/b>A: Because they busted a nut in her.<\/li>\n
  4. Q: What happened after Snow White sat in the bath, feeling happy?
    \n<\/b>A: Happy got out, so she felt Grumpy.<\/li>\n
  5. Q: Why does Bambi’s friend, Thumper, not make noise during sex?
    \n<\/b>A: Because he has cotton balls.<\/li>\n
  6. Q: Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
    \n<\/b>A: She sat on Pinocchio’s face and said, \u201cLie to me! Lie to me!\u201d<\/li>\n
  7. Q: Minnie told Mickey she wanted a divorce. He responded, \u201cAre you fucking serious?!\u201d
    \n<\/b>A: Minnie responded: \u201cNo. I’m fucking Goofy!\u201d<\/li>\n
  8. Q: Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?
    \n<\/b>A: He had Pooh stuck inside him.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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