{"id":36811,"date":"2019-08-31T08:00:05","date_gmt":"2019-08-31T15:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=36811"},"modified":"2019-08-22T16:34:18","modified_gmt":"2019-08-22T23:34:18","slug":"9-times-the-golden-girls-boasted-about-their-hot-sex-lives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/9-times-the-golden-girls-boasted-about-their-hot-sex-lives\/","title":{"rendered":"9 Times ‘The Golden Girls’ Boasted About Their Hot Sex Lives"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"161\"<\/a>Golden Girls<\/i> fans know that some of the funniest moments are gags about the girls’ active sex lives<\/a>. Not only did the girls have a lot of sex, they had really good sex, too. Here are some of the best jokes about the girls getting laid.<\/p>\n

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  1. Blanche: \u201cBest sex? Oh, it’s just so hard to rate these things. There’s degree of difficulty, style points, choice of music…did they land on their feet during the dismount?\u201d<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cSo the woman [Rose] had 56 boyfriends in one year, she’s not a slut…She is THE slut. She’s the grand pooh-bah of slutdom.\u201d<\/li>\n
  3. The girls walk in on Sophia getting it on: \u201cWhat is going on here?!\u201d \u201cAfterglow.\u201d<\/li>\n
  4. Blanche gave the girls a calendar of all the men she had sex with as a Christmas present: \u201cOh Blanche, oh honey this is so thoughtful. I’m surprised you were able to walk in October.\u201d<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cNo offense, Dorothy, but your cupcakes are dry and tasteless. Nobody ever likes your cupcakes.\u201d
    \n\u201cMy cupcakes are moist and delicious. Men LOVE my cupcakes.\u201d<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cI’ve got something in this old lady purse that’s gonna make you scream, holler, and jump for joy!\u201d
    \n\u201cAre the batteries included?\u201d<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cIs that all you care about? Money and applause?\u201d
    \n\u201cAnd sex. For which I generally get applause.\u201d<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cBlanche, how do you feel about performing in front of a video camera?\u201d
    \n\u201cI think it’s alright as long as you’ve already had at least three dates.\u201d<\/li>\n
  9. When the girls went to a pharmacy to buy essentials for a vacation with their boyfriends: \u201cCondoms, Rose. Condoms, condoms, condoms!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Check out more Golden Girls<\/i> sex jokes: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/kaylayandoli\/the-golden-girls-had-better-sex-lives-than-all-of-us<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Golden Girls fans know that some of the funniest moments are gags about the girls’ active sex lives. Not only did the girls have a lot of sex, they had really good sex, too. Here are some of the best jokes about the girls getting laid. Blanche: \u201cBest sex? Oh, it’s just so hard to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12900,12633],"tags":[1041,13767,13769,9588,13768,9964,11385],"class_list":["post-36811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-lists","tag-betty-white","tag-blanche","tag-dorothy","tag-golden-girls","tag-rose","tag-sex-life","tag-tv"],"yoast_head":"\n9 Times 'The Golden Girls' Boasted About Their Hot Sex Lives - NiteFlirt News<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/9-times-the-golden-girls-boasted-about-their-hot-sex-lives\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"9 Times 'The Golden Girls' Boasted About Their Hot Sex Lives - NiteFlirt News\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Golden Girls fans know that some of the funniest moments are gags about the girls’ active sex lives. 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