{"id":36770,"date":"2019-08-27T08:00:13","date_gmt":"2019-08-27T15:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=36770"},"modified":"2019-08-15T16:42:17","modified_gmt":"2019-08-15T23:42:17","slug":"9-of-the-wildest-stories-from-sex-sent-me-to-the-er","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/9-of-the-wildest-stories-from-sex-sent-me-to-the-er\/","title":{"rendered":"9 Of The Wildest Stories From ‘Sex Sent Me To The ER’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sex Sent Me To The ER<\/i> was a show on TLC that used actors to reenact real-life sex mishaps. The stories were both scary and hilarious\u2014and definitely served as good cautionary tales. Here are some of the wildest stories:<\/p>\n

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  1. Woman had severe vaginal pains after her husband used exploding candy rocks to perform oral sex.
    \n<\/b>When food in the bedroom goes wrong….<\/li>\n
  2. Woman got third degree burns because her partner poured a melted gummy bear on her chest.
    \n<\/b>This is not<\/i> sticky\/sweet!<\/li>\n
  3. Guy got his penis stuck in the door knob hole while trying to having kinky sex with his girlfriend.
    \n<\/b>Kinky in a bad way…<\/li>\n
  4. Couple got electrocuted while having sex on a mechanical bull.
    \n<\/b>The woman said, \u201cand then boom! I’m getting electrocuted via my vagina.\u201d<\/li>\n
  5. Couple had sex on the bus during a Zombie Run and when a “zombie” spooked them, this woman jumped, and accidentally broke her nose.
    \n<\/b>Run for your (sex) life!<\/li>\n
  6. Guy got third degree burns on his foot because he was hooking up by an open fire.
    \n<\/b>Hot?<\/li>\n
  7. Man had a legless lizard slither into his urethra because he was butt naked outside in an attempt to find his “sexual spirit.”
    \n<\/b>Maybe he was really looking for his spirit animal?<\/li>\n
  8. Guy slipped and hit his head on a meat hook while trying to have sex with his wife in a meat freezer.
    \n<\/b>What men will do for a piece of tail…<\/li>\n
  9. Couple got sick from C. coli, a bacteria found in pigs, after having sex in the mud.
    \n<\/b>Dirty, literally!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Want to get sexually adventurous? You don’t have to roll around in the mud to get dirty, just c’mon over to NiteFlirt<\/a> and we’ll help!<\/p>\n

    Check out more about the best sex mishaps from ‘Sex Sent Me To The ER’: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/ajanibazile\/sex-sent-me-to-the-er<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Sex Sent Me To The ER was a show on TLC that used actors to reenact real-life sex mishaps. The stories were both scary and hilarious\u2014and definitely served as good cautionary tales. Here are some of the wildest stories: Woman had severe vaginal pains after her husband used exploding candy rocks to perform oral sex. 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