{"id":36746,"date":"2019-08-15T08:00:46","date_gmt":"2019-08-15T15:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=36746"},"modified":"2019-07-31T16:23:16","modified_gmt":"2019-07-31T23:23:16","slug":"these-cheese-descriptions-are-super-horny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/these-cheese-descriptions-are-super-horny\/","title":{"rendered":"These Cheese Descriptions Are Super Horny"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Image<\/a>From descriptions like \u201cvoluptuously creamy\u201d to \u201csuper thrusts,\u201d some take the concept of \u201ccheese lover<\/a>\u201d a little too literally. These cheesemongers’ sensual, arousing words sound just like they were selling sex. Here are 8 examples of how cheese is truly the best food porn.<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cIt\u2019s full of rich, voluptuously creamy textures punctuated with a little spicy lift from the blue veining. It develops a melt-in-the-mouth creaminess.\u201d
    \nMmm, creamy and veiny!<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cPierce the grooved, burnt sienna rind to start the glossy, liquid gold running. Its pungent meatiness will stick with you, both on your palate and in your memory.\u201d
    \nLiquid gold running, indeed!<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cKnown as the cheddar of Spain, Mahon will serenade your palate like a Spanish conquistador of flavor with a guitar made of desire.\u201d
    \n\u00a1Que sexy!<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cLike an Italian bodybuilder, this cheese sweats oil and has the physique to match; tight yet supple, balanced, and rugged on the outside.\u201d
    \nWe’re drooling.<\/li>\n
  5. \u201ca savory warrior delivering sharp thrusts of sea salt, umami, and seasoned meat to the palate with a lingering zest at the finish. Its firm, granular paste maintains a glossy mouthfeel as a result of the incredible richness and abundance of butterfat content in the sheep\u2019s milk it is produced from.\u201d
    \nThis cheese likes it hard and deep!<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cEyes rolling to the ceiling good.\u201d
    \nAnd toes curling, too!<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cwild and untamed, with a luscious, oozing texture, this cheese practically gets down on its knees and begs to be paired with a luscious, ruddy farmhouse saison.\u201d
    \nHot.<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cever-so-delicately drilled and filled with rich truffle paste. The result is a visually stunning cheese that manages to taste even better than she looks.\u201d
    \nTongues wagging…<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    From descriptions like \u201cvoluptuously creamy\u201d to \u201csuper thrusts,\u201d some take the concept of \u201ccheese lover\u201d a little too literally. These cheesemongers’ sensual, arousing words sound just like they were selling sex. Here are 8 examples of how cheese is truly the best food porn. \u201cIt\u2019s full of rich, voluptuously creamy textures punctuated with a little […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12633,12250],"tags":[13739,10601,291,12459,13740,251],"class_list":["post-36746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists","category-oh-myyy","tag-cheese","tag-food","tag-horny","tag-list","tag-melt","tag-sexy"],"yoast_head":"\nThese Cheese Descriptions Are Super Horny - NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories & Chat Secrets<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/these-cheese-descriptions-are-super-horny\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"These Cheese Descriptions Are Super Horny - NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories & Chat Secrets\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"From descriptions like \u201cvoluptuously creamy\u201d to \u201csuper thrusts,\u201d some take the concept of \u201ccheese lover\u201d a little too literally. 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