{"id":36699,"date":"2019-08-13T08:00:08","date_gmt":"2019-08-13T15:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=36699"},"modified":"2019-07-26T15:50:32","modified_gmt":"2019-07-26T22:50:32","slug":"redditor-can-only-have-sex-while-listening-to-death-metal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/redditor-can-only-have-sex-while-listening-to-death-metal\/","title":{"rendered":"Redditor Can Only Have Sex While Listening To Death Metal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penis.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-28154\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penis.jpg\" alt=\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penis\" width=\"245\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a>A desperate man turned to Reddit for advice on his unique sexual problem\u2014he can only have sex while <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailydot.com\/unclick\/redditor-black-metal-sex\/\">bumping death metal<\/a>. \u201cMy new girlfriend doesn\u2019t like that kind of music, and I believe I have a pavlovian response to my music. I cannot get aroused without my music,\u201d he wrote in the \u201cPersonal Issues\u201d\u00a0subreddit.\u00a0It wasn&#8217;t an issue for his previous girlfriends, but unfortunately his current one is a fan of \u201cMidwest Emo bands that aren&#8217;t from the Midwest.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo problem for me, I really enjoy that kind of music. However my dick did not,\u201d he wrote. To appease both himself and his girlfriend, he tried to have sex with AirPods in so that he could listen to his black metal. \u201cAirPods in, music on, and dick hard,\u201d he wrote of the \u201cgenius plan.\u201d Whatever works!<\/p>\n<p>Looking to have a bumping good time? 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I cannot get aroused without my music,\u201d he wrote in the \u201cPersonal Issues\u201d\u00a0subreddit.\u00a0It wasn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12250],"tags":[13734,13733,13732,2291,13735,10766,301],"class_list":["post-36699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oh-myyy","tag-background-music","tag-emo","tag-metal","tag-music","tag-personal-issues","tag-reddit","tag-sex"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Redditor Can Only Have Sex While Listening To Death Metal - NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories &amp; Chat Secrets<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/redditor-can-only-have-sex-while-listening-to-death-metal\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Redditor Can Only Have Sex While Listening To Death Metal - NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories &amp; Chat Secrets\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"A desperate man turned to Reddit for advice on his unique sexual problem\u2014he can only have sex while bumping death metal. \u201cMy new girlfriend doesn\u2019t like that kind of music, and I believe I have a pavlovian response to my music. 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