{"id":36697,"date":"2019-08-12T08:00:56","date_gmt":"2019-08-12T15:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=36697"},"modified":"2019-07-26T15:31:13","modified_gmt":"2019-07-26T22:31:13","slug":"four-loko-teamed-up-with-fleshlight-for-sex-in-a-can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/four-loko-teamed-up-with-fleshlight-for-sex-in-a-can\/","title":{"rendered":"Four Loko Teamed Up With Fleshlight For &#8216;Sex In A Can&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 295px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.fleshlight.com\/products\/four-loko?clickid=2fZ3YB1eZxyJRsb0UfQwQyYMUklQ3WRcw0ARwU0&amp;irgwc=1&amp;utm_campaign=302851&amp;utm_medium=10078&amp;utm_source=ImpactRadius\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7780\/products\/Featured-Slider_07bccff9-bdcc-4c4d-9ce3-bd3a48dd9f69_1024x1024.jpg?v=1563291384\" width=\"285\" height=\"160\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image Credit: Fleshlight.com<\/p><\/div>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve ever wanted to <a href=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/article\/four-loko-fleshlight-pizzaslime-wtf\/\">fuck a can of Four Loko<\/a>, now you can. 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