{"id":36694,"date":"2019-08-07T08:00:02","date_gmt":"2019-08-07T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=36694"},"modified":"2019-07-26T14:32:57","modified_gmt":"2019-07-26T21:32:57","slug":"8-hilarious-tweets-about-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/8-hilarious-tweets-about-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Hilarious Tweets About Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"deliveyrinrear-haymarketrebel\"<\/a>Twitter nails it (pun intended!<\/a>) on the raunchy tweets. The Twitterverse just seems to understand how well the platform works for sex jokes. Here are 8 of the most hilarious and<\/i> naughty tweets about sex.<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201c[during sex]<\/strong>
    \n Me: hurt me<\/strong>
    \n Him: your metabolism isn\u2019t what it was in high school and it shows<\/strong>
    \n Me: wait<\/strong>
    \n Him: you never lived up to your potential because you rely on talent instead of work ethic & immediately abandon everything you\u2019re bad at because you\u2019re afraid of failure.\u201d
    \n<\/strong>Ouch!<\/li>\n
  2. “‘Okay now let’s do a silly one!’ – me after sex.\u201d<\/strong>
    \nIt’s funny cause it’s true…<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cpee after sex or you will get a tgi friday\u2019s.\u201d<\/strong>
    \nOr an HGTV!<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cbritish people be having sex like:<\/strong>
    \n mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i\u2019m arriving.\u201d<\/strong>
    \nCheerio!<\/li>\n
  5. \u201ci\u2019m tryna have sex so rough that the earthquake is shook.\u201d<\/strong>
    \nSex goals right there.<\/li>\n
  6. \u201c<\/strong>Shower sex is overrated fuck me in the microwave.\u201d<\/strong>
    \nInventive!<\/span><\/li>\n
  7. \u201cSex is like pizza, if you’re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you’re doing.\u201d<\/strong>
    \nSage advice.<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cyeah sure love is love but I\u2019m pretty sure douching ur ass for 2 hours to bottom for a top who you have to double text in order to get a one word response isn\u2019t love, sweetie.\u201d<\/strong>
    \nWords to live by.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Check out more raunchy sex tweets: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/ryanschocket2\/just-22-hilarious-tweets-about-sex<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Twitter nails it (pun intended!) on the raunchy tweets. The Twitterverse just seems to understand how well the platform works for sex jokes. 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