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\"7350054890_99bf861756_o\"<\/a>A woman who does racy modeling online <\/a>learned a valuable lesson about ordering discount sex toys off the internet. After ordering an ‘extra girthy’ dildo from a discount sex toy retailer, she was mortified when her elderly postwoman delivered it in very revealing packaging. \u201cThe worst part about it was she was holding it by the balls and you could clearly tell there was a dildo in there. She was holding it like a sword when she handed it to me,\u201d the woman said.<\/p>\n

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