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\"wtf-1780728_640\"<\/a>You can imagine a man’s surprise when his grandmother mistook his sex toys for a pair of socks. It seems granny put the man’s flesh-lights on her feet, thinking they were thermal socks. A hilarious video\u2014that has obviously gone viral<\/a>\u2014shows the man attempting to remove the sex toys from his grandmother’s feet.<\/p>\n

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