{"id":36351,"date":"2019-05-07T08:00:57","date_gmt":"2019-05-07T15:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=36351"},"modified":"2019-04-25T17:11:40","modified_gmt":"2019-04-26T00:11:40","slug":"7-bestworst-lines-from-fifty-shades-of-grey-authors-new-erotic-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/7-bestworst-lines-from-fifty-shades-of-grey-authors-new-erotic-book\/","title":{"rendered":"7 Best\/Worst Lines From ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Author’s New Erotic Book"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"SexyvictoriaX02\"<\/a>Author of \u201cFifty Shades of Grey,\u201d E.L. James, just unveiled her new erotic book<\/a>\u2014and it’s proving to be just as filthy as the now infamous BDSM one. The 512-page \u201corgasm opus\u201d is written from the perspectives of both wealthy horn-dog Trevelyan and the 23-year-old virgin Demachi, and it’s every bit as raunchy as you’d expect from the writer<\/a>. Here are the best\/worst lines from the book:<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cShe tastes of lipstick and J\u00e4germeister \u2014 an intriguing combination.\u201d<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cShe was some nameless fuck who moaned a great deal both in and out of bed.\u201d<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cShe gasps, and it\u2019s a call to my bursting dick.\u201d<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cShe\u2019s standing in the hall. Eyes wide. Clutching a broom. Naked.\u201d<\/li>\n
  5. \u2018Sorry.\u2019 She giggles and opens the gun. \u2018Can I have another shoot?’\u201d<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cFuck. A. Duck.\u201d<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cHer hips are flexing in that age-old beat, and her legs stiffen beneath me.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking for something raunchy? Come experience some \u201cintriguing combinations\u201d right here\u00a0at NiteFlirt<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Check out more about E.L. James’ new erotic book: https:\/\/nypost.com\/2019\/04\/16\/fifty-shades-of-grey-author-e-l-james-unveils-new-book-the-mister\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Author of \u201cFifty Shades of Grey,\u201d E.L. James, just unveiled her new erotic book\u2014and it’s proving to be just as filthy as the now infamous BDSM one. The 512-page \u201corgasm opus\u201d is written from the perspectives of both wealthy horn-dog Trevelyan and the 23-year-old virgin Demachi, and it’s every bit as raunchy as you’d expect […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12900,12250],"tags":[8485,181,8646,10521,13560],"class_list":["post-36351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-oh-myyy","tag-bdsm","tag-erotic","tag-fifty-shades-of-grey","tag-novel","tag-orgasm-opus"],"yoast_head":"\n7 Best\/Worst Lines From 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Author's New Erotic Book - NiteFlirt News<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/7-bestworst-lines-from-fifty-shades-of-grey-authors-new-erotic-book\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"7 Best\/Worst Lines From 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Author's New Erotic Book - NiteFlirt News\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Author of \u201cFifty Shades of Grey,\u201d E.L. 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