{"id":36134,"date":"2019-03-06T08:00:36","date_gmt":"2019-03-06T16:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=36134"},"modified":"2019-02-28T16:51:43","modified_gmt":"2019-03-01T00:51:43","slug":"snl-offers-solution-for-distracting-your-dog-during-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/snl-offers-solution-for-distracting-your-dog-during-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"SNL Offers Solution For Distracting Your Dog During Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/cup-1010916_1920.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-32385 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/cup-1010916_1920.jpg\" alt=\"cup-1010916_1920\" width=\"268\" height=\"268\" \/><\/a>Finally, Saturday Night Live\u00a0has come up with the perfect product to distract your pet during a hot sexual encounter: a giant dog costume you can fuck in! \u201cDon\u2019t let your fur baby ruin the intimate moment you\u2019ve waited for all week,\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/www.huffpost.com\/entry\/snl-pound-puppy-sex-solution_n_5c68f9cbe4b033a799434aa0\">the SNL mock ad implores<\/a>. \u201cNow you don\u2019t have to with Pound Puppy, the furry dog costume big enough for two people to have sex in.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Once inside you can \u201cgo to town,\u201d and your dog will just think there\u2019s just a much larger dog in the room, SNL explains. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Dn9no3ZzfFo\">Pound Puppy<\/a> gives you \u201cthe privacy you need and your dog gets a new best friend.\u201d The costume is big enough for any sex position you&#8217;re in the mood for, which means your \u201cdog will smile while you doggie-style.\u201d Thanks for the brilliant idea, SNL!<\/p>\n<p>Have you wanted some hot action all week long? 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