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\"ombined\"<\/a>Jeff Bezos is much better at running a billion dollar empire than he is at sexting. According to the National Enquirer, Bezos sexted this to news anchor Lauren Sanchez<\/a>: \u201cI love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.\u201d The horny, strange sexts sparked some very creative memes from the internet.<\/p>\n

As one Twitter user said, \u201cJeff Bezos sexts like he’s an AI in a human suit<\/a>.\u201d Another tweet asked, \u201cwhich version is worse though: ‘I love you, ALIVE GIRL’; ‘I love you ALIVE, girl’; ‘I love you, a LIVE GIRL.’?\u201d But perhaps the most, ahem, on-the-nose tweet: \u201cjust got a sext from jeff bezos reading: “i’ll be over soon with my eyes, nose, mouth, head, body, legs, neck, ears, fingers and of course blood. Xx’ fuckin hot SHIT!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

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Check out more about Jeff Bezo’s strange sexts: https:\/\/mashable.com\/article\/jeff-bezos-i-love-you-alive-girl-sext-meme\/#mjKLDC.cmiqn<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jeff Bezos is much better at running a billion dollar empire than he is at sexting. According to the National Enquirer, Bezos sexted this to news anchor Lauren Sanchez: \u201cI love you, alive girl. 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