{"id":35798,"date":"2018-12-29T08:00:13","date_gmt":"2018-12-29T16:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=35798"},"modified":"2018-12-19T16:04:08","modified_gmt":"2018-12-20T00:04:08","slug":"9-hilarious-posts-about-tumblrs-porn-ban","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/9-hilarious-posts-about-tumblrs-porn-ban\/","title":{"rendered":"9 Hilarious Posts About tumblr’s Porn Ban"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"wtf-1780728_640\"<\/a>The internet has a lot to say about tumblr’s recent decision to ban porn on its site. To memorialize the good-ol’ days of T&A on tumblr, these users have made some pretty hilarious posts. As BuzzFeed says<\/a>, \u201cat least we still have memes.\u201d<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201ct<\/strong>umblr users: please ban the Nazis.
    \n<\/b>tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight.\u201d
    \n<\/b>See the irony here, tumblr…?<\/li>\n
  2. \u201ct<\/strong>umblr’s next update: an online ‘swear jar.’ We’ll actually have to pay every time we say the words fuck and sh*t.\u201d
    \n<\/b>tumblr = nagging parent.<\/li>\n
  3. \u201c<\/strong>Users: fix the porn bot problem
    \n<\/b>Tumblr staff: Ok! No more NSFW\u201d
    \n<\/b>Wait! No!<\/li>\n
  4. \u201c<\/strong>Literally illegal to be horny on main.\u201d
    \n<\/b>Pretty much.<\/li>\n
  5. \u201c<\/strong>Does tumblr have a nazi problem?
    \n<\/b>No, it’s the female-aligned nipples.\u201d
    \n<\/b>Hmm…<\/li>\n
  6. \u201c<\/strong>It’s time to go back to Myspace. Who wants to be in my Top 8?\u201d
    \n<\/b>    NiteFlirt<\/a> does!<\/li>\n
  7. \u201c<\/strong>I log off for a day and y’all ban titties?\u201d
    \n<\/b>D’oh!<\/li>\n
  8. \u201c<\/strong>No dick, no titties, no pussy…tumblr starts looking like my real life.\u201d
    \n<\/b>A sad fate…<\/li>\n
  9. \u201c<\/strong>I can’t believe the last meme of 2018 is tumblr’s death.\u201d
    \n<\/b>Yup, pretty much sums it up.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Want to celebrate the freedom to consume porn? You can have at it here!<\/p>\n

    Check out more funny posts about Tumblr’s porn ban: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/jennaguillaume\/tumblr-porn-ban-memes<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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