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\"feet-1095408_1280\"<\/a>The latest Twitter meme is causing pain to BDSM enthusiasts\u2014pain from too much laughter, that is<\/a>. Kinksters who like to inflict pain during BDSM sessions will get a real kick out of the new \u201churt me\u201d meme. It turns out there’s a lot of different ways to \u201churt\u201d someone…<\/p>\n

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  1. Me during sex: hurt me<\/strong>
    \nThem: we are in august and you haven’t done anything right with your life in the whole year
    \nMe: what
    \nThem: what about all of that new year resolutions you were about to do this year??? Where are they??
    \nMe: stop<\/li>\n
  2. Me: I want you to hurt me \ud83d\ude09<\/strong>
    \nThem: My Chemical Romance broke up
    \nMe: Wait-
    \nThem: 5 years ago
    \nMe: STOP!<\/li>\n
  3. [during sex]\u00a0me: hurt me<\/strong>
    \nher: sir this is a McDonald’s
    \nme: McHurt me<\/li>\n
  4. Me: I want you to hurt me
    \n<\/strong>Her: You’ll never get to save the quarian ark
    \nMe: Wait
    \nHer: And it’s going to be years before there’s another Mass Effect or Dragon Age
    \nMe: Stop!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking for something that hurts so good? Just make sure you bring your safe word on NiteFlirt<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Check out more \u201churt me\u201d memes: https:\/\/www.dailydot.com\/unclick\/hurt-me-sex-memes\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    The latest Twitter meme is causing pain to BDSM enthusiasts\u2014pain from too much laughter, that is. Kinksters who like to inflict pain during BDSM sessions will get a real kick out of the new \u201churt me\u201d meme. It turns out there’s a lot of different ways to \u201churt\u201d someone… Me during sex: hurt me Them: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12900,11972],"tags":[8485,13042,10669,12464,1971],"class_list":["post-35403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-lol","tag-bdsm","tag-hurt-me","tag-jokes","tag-meme","tag-twitter"],"yoast_head":"\n'Hurt Me' Sex Memes Are Hilariously Painful - NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories & Chat Secrets<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/hurt-me-sex-memes-are-hilariously-painful\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"'Hurt Me' Sex Memes Are Hilariously Painful - NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories & Chat Secrets\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"The latest Twitter meme is causing pain to BDSM enthusiasts\u2014pain from too much laughter, that is. 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