{"id":35397,"date":"2018-10-01T08:00:49","date_gmt":"2018-10-01T15:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=35397"},"modified":"2018-09-19T16:18:43","modified_gmt":"2018-09-19T23:18:43","slug":"times-of-london-becomes-butt-of-twitter-jokes-for-its-sex-euphemism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/times-of-london-becomes-butt-of-twitter-jokes-for-its-sex-euphemism\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Times of London&#8217; Becomes Butt Of Twitter Jokes For Its Sex Euphemism"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 810px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailydot.com\/unclick\/times-of-london-sex-sweeping-the-special-chimney\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dailydot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/special-chimney.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image Credit: The Daily Dot<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Fucking has been given many cutesy euphemisms\u2014\u201cnookie\u201d or \u201cknocking boots,\u201d for example\u2014but none are as cringe-worthy as the one in a new <i>Times of London\u00a0<\/i>article. In a piece about why watching television is killing couples&#8217; sex lives, a British columnist referred to sex as \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thetimes\/status\/1034756686479847424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1034760308198453248&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailydot.com%2Funclick%2Ftimes-of-london-sex-sweeping-the-special-chimney%2F\">sweeping the special chimney<\/a>.\u201d No, we&#8217;re not joking. And as you might expect, Twitter responded in kind.<\/p>\n<p>One hilarious tweet said, \u201cthis study is now irrelevant because the phrase &#8216;sweep the special chimney&#8217; has single-handedly ensured i will never fuck again.\u201d Another Twitter user responded with: \u201cSweep the special chimney; Load the magic washing machine; Scrub the mystic kettle; Clean the sensual oven; Mop the lovely hallway.\u201d This proves Brits should never try a new word for <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thetimes\/status\/1034756686479847424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1034760308198453248&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailydot.com%2Funclick%2Ftimes-of-london-sex-sweeping-the-special-chimney%2F\"><i>sexy times<\/i><\/a> ever again.<\/p>\n<p>Looking for a little wink-wink nudge-nudge? Netflix and sweep the special chimney on <a href=\"https:\/\/niteflirt.com\">NiteFlirt<\/a>, anyone?<\/p>\n<p>Check out more about <i>Times of London&#8217;s<\/i> very unsexy sex euphemism: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailydot.com\/unclick\/times-of-london-sex-sweeping-the-special-chimney\/\" target=\"_blank\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?hl=en&amp;q=https:\/\/www.dailydot.com\/unclick\/times-of-london-sex-sweeping-the-special-chimney\/&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1536852006416000&amp;usg=AFQjCNF0rPsPfTPVRWT5A9gx50ZIjavX4A\">https:\/\/www.dailydot.com\/<wbr \/>unclick\/times-of-london-sex-<wbr \/>sweeping-the-special-chimney\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fucking has been given many cutesy euphemisms\u2014\u201cnookie\u201d or \u201cknocking boots,\u201d for example\u2014but none are as cringe-worthy as the one in a new Times of London\u00a0article. In a piece about why watching television is killing couples&#8217; sex lives, a British columnist referred to sex as \u201csweeping the special chimney.\u201d No, we&#8217;re not joking. And as you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11972],"tags":[1421,10437,13069,13067,13068,12117],"class_list":["post-35397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lol","tag-fucking","tag-funny","tag-sexy-times","tag-sweeping-the-special-chimney","tag-times-of-london","tag-uk"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>&#039;Times of London&#039; Becomes Butt Of Twitter Jokes For Its Sex Euphemism - NiteFlirt News<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/times-of-london-becomes-butt-of-twitter-jokes-for-its-sex-euphemism\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"&#039;Times of London&#039; Becomes Butt Of Twitter Jokes For Its Sex Euphemism - NiteFlirt News\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Fucking has been given many cutesy euphemisms\u2014\u201cnookie\u201d or \u201cknocking boots,\u201d for example\u2014but none are as cringe-worthy as the one in a new Times of London\u00a0article. 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