{"id":35263,"date":"2018-08-20T08:00:24","date_gmt":"2018-08-20T15:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=35263"},"modified":"2018-08-16T15:55:46","modified_gmt":"2018-08-16T22:55:46","slug":"gardener-fed-up-with-people-having-sex-with-his-lady-hedge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/gardener-fed-up-with-people-having-sex-with-his-lady-hedge\/","title":{"rendered":"Gardener Fed Up With People Having Sex With His Lady Hedge"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 408px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/uk-england-south-yorkshire-44964690\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/news\/624\/cpsprodpb\/175B\/production\/_102697950_hedgeman.jpg\" width=\"398\" height=\"224\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image credit: BBC News<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A gardener in the UK is not happy about the, ahem, popularity of<a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/uk-england-south-yorkshire-44964690\"> his \u201chedge lady<\/a>.\u201d The sexy hedge sculpture on his lawn has been luring many townspeople\u2014who routinely mount the ornate carving at all hours of the night. 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