{"id":35177,"date":"2018-07-28T08:00:31","date_gmt":"2018-07-28T15:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=35177"},"modified":"2018-07-20T14:49:00","modified_gmt":"2018-07-20T21:49:00","slug":"this-is-the-horniest-meme-on-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/this-is-the-horniest-meme-on-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is The Horniest Meme On The Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"15417952809_93966489b5_z\"<\/a>What’s the longest you’ve gone without getting some? If you’re like the rest of us, you’ve probably gone through a \u201csex dry spell\u201d at one point or another\u2014which is why the \u201cdays without sex<\/a>\u201d meme on Twitter is so relatable and hilarious. Here are the best ones to lighten the mood when you’ve gone too long without some good good lovin’ (check out more below).<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cDay 71 without sex: my smart watch thinks I\u2019ve jogged 3 miles today but I haven’t left the house.\u201d
    \n<\/b>Good way to stay busy when you aren’t getting busy!<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cDay 16 without sex and I’m constantly drinking boba just so I can have balls in my mouth.\u201d
    \n<\/b>Tasty AND\u00a0resourceful!<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cday 187 without sex: I just spit on my popsicle before putting it in my mouth.\u201d
    \n<\/b>Sexy and sweet!<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cDay 213 without sex: plugged my charger into my phone and whispered ‘you like that?’\u201d
    \n<\/b>Now that’s dirty talking!<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cDay 227 without sex : I got excited when the man at subway asked if I wanted 6 inch or 12 x\u201d
    \n<\/b>Size matters at Subway!<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cDay 1738 without sex: threw the blue shell in Mario Kart while I was already in first place to remember what it\u2019s like to get hit from behind.\u201d
    \n<\/b>Naughty naughty, Mario!<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cDay 0 without sex: life fucks me everyday.\u201d
    \n<\/b>But sex makes everything better!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Check out more of the funniest sex dry spell tweets: https:\/\/www.dailydot.com\/unclick\/the-days-without-sex-meme-is-a-hilarious-way-to-roast-your-own-sex-life\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    What’s the longest you’ve gone without getting some? If you’re like the rest of us, you’ve probably gone through a \u201csex dry spell\u201d at one point or another\u2014which is why the \u201cdays without sex\u201d meme on Twitter is so relatable and hilarious. 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